Following the success of sing-along screenings of the Disney sensation Frozen, cinemas across the UK are to offer live shag-along screenings of 50 Shades of Grey. Cinema-goers will be provided with bondage gear, nipple clamps and other sado-masochistic sex toys so that they can play-along to the action on the screen.
‘It’s great’ said Jenny Harrison, 22. ‘I went along to a screening with an older man who had been pestering me for a date for ages. He let me tie him up in the back row of the cinema. ‘Now what he asked. ‘Nothing, I told him I’m going to Screen 3 to watch Birdman.’
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